高爾夫球趣聞 (11)

高爾夫球趣聞 (11)

1.     “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood.”

「獅子」不會對太太不忠，但『老虎』(伍兹)會。(Wood= would)

 Tiger Wood心動乎?

2.     There are two things you can do with your head down- playing golf and praying.

頭低下你可以做兩件事，一打高爾夫球，二禱告。

3.     Golf is the most over-taught and least-learned human endeavor. If they taught sex the way they teach golf, the race would have died out years ago.

   高爾夫球是最常被傳授的球技，卻是領悟最少。如果像教「性」那樣教打球的話，多年前比賽早就消失了。

4.     It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball, but I did it in ONE afternoon on golf course.

打棒球，我花了17年才有3千次的擊球數，但打高爾夫我一個下午就辦到了。

5.     On being asked, before his first round, what he had to shoot to win the tournament, he said, “the rest of the field.”

在第一回合結束前，他被問到該打多少桿數積分才能嬴，他說『打到球塲的其餘地方』。

01/18/2014

B.J. Hsu校友提供

Justin Lai譯

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1. Tiger 動心乎?