2016年6月8日 星期三

美式幽默的啓示 (11)

美式幽默的啓示 (11)

Minions  我可以好到原諒你,却不至於笨到再相信你


My words to live by because i just watched hunger games and i cant stop crying!!!!! I keep thinking that that movie is going to give me nightmares and scare me for the next few weeks even months but then i remember to trust in the Lord to give me strength and that he will protect me and erase anything of this world from my brain because i trust in the LORD!!!!   主啊

Not cute     我老公抱怨我過份,我就摑了他一下


Trust your instincts.   別低估膽識的本能,你並不瘋癲。你的身體會收到不良信号的震動。倘若你身內警告某人或某事不對勁,相信它吧.


Christian Quotes    主說『孩子,撐下去。我會扭轉情勢。就是將晚上變成白天。

Houston Funny Minions (03:50:57 PM, Monday 02, May 2016 PDT) – 30 pics    80年代我們的確穿了奇装異服,但起碼我們的屁股不外露

Funny Minions Of The Day 我不會記仇, 伺機報復,但我的記性很好

Today Funny Minion pictures with quotes (02:46:27 PM, Wednesday 29, July 2015 PDT) – 10 pics      目前本人暫時故障,稍侯再試


I really wonder!   智慧型汽車、電視、手機。何時才發明智慧型人類?

Funny Minions Quotes Of The Week  本人是清醒,但並非意謂功能正常

.小心你今天得罪了誰。說不定他們就是明天和你過不去的人


Funny Minions  
總有一天,有人會抱你太緊而把你身体上鬆弛的部分拼装好

Funny minions pictures with captions (12:09:26 AM, Sunday 28, June 2015 PDT) – 10 pics <a class="pintag searchlink" data-query="%23minion" data-type="hashtag" href="/search/?q=%23minion&rs=hashtag" rel="nofollow" title="#minion search Pinterest">#minion</a> <a class="pintag searchlink" data-query="%23popular" data-type="hashtag" href="/search/?q=%23popular&rs=hashtag" rel="nofollow" title="#popular search Pinterest">#popular</a> <a class="pintag" href="/explore/funny/" title="#funny explore Pinterest">#funny</a> <a class="pintag" href="/explore/lol/" title="#lol explore Pinterest">#lol</a> <a class="pintag" href="/explore/humor/" title="#humor explore Pinterest">#humor</a> <a class="pintag" href="/explore/jokes/" title="#jokes explore Pinterest">#jokes</a> <a class="pintag searchlink" data-query="%23cute" data-type="hashtag" href="/search/?q=%23cute&rs=hashtag" rel="nofollow" title="#cute search Pinterest">#cute</a> <a class="pintag searchlink" data-query="%23funnypics" data-type="hashtag" href="/search/?q=%23funnypics&rs=hashtag" rel="nofollow" title="#funnypics search Pinterest">#funnypics</a> <a class="pintag searchlink" data-query="%23lmao" data-type="hashtag" href="/search/?q=%23lmao&rs=hashtag" rel="nofollow" title="#lmao search Pinterest">#lmao</a> <a class="pintag" href="/explore/fun/" title="#fun explore Pinterest">#fun</a>    我非十全十全十美,但如假包換

That's the truth!     你說我嘮叨。其實,我認為『傾聽我頭一回說的話』

Today Minions funny quotes pics (04:31:08 AM, Saturday 26, September 2015 PDT) – 10 pics 難道便祕就會死人? 我有一點擔心有些人真是狗屎一堆


Justin Lai 編譯

06/08/2016

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